Dear White Trash Breeders & Wanna-be Sushi-Eaters:

The server at the Japanese restaurant does NOT need to reheat your mewling infant’s jars of strained filth.  She certainly does not need to reheat them twice, because she didn’t get them warm enough for your screeching little parasite the first time you imposed upon her to do something [...]

I went to the doctor this week. We all know how unforgiving doctor’s scales can be. Most of the nurses at my doctor’s office understand that most women do not want to be told the number of pounds that they weigh. I am not blind, I can see those chunks of steel [...]

This is a test.  There is virtually no need whatsoever to read this post, but I see you haven’t been able to stop yourself.  Sorry about that.

After one drink, I find myself quite convinced that I have an amazing tolerance for alcohol, and that I am very thirsty.
There is little change after the second drink.
After the fast-acting and potent bump of the third drink, I start to believe in my dreams again! Ah, mother’s medicine.
The fourth drink reduces the visible [...]