I get excited about a post-apocalyptic world.  Everyone is sexy and knows martial arts.  Except for the zombies, of course.  But otherwise, it’s all black leather, silver buckles and the pirate internet.  Ridiculous motorcycles, warehouses of booze, and the unprecedented opportunity to connect with people in ways not possible in the pre-apocalyptic world.
And everything is [...]

The Fourth of July is my third favorite holiday, after New Year’s Eve and Halloween.  My love for the day has jack shit to do with anything other than it has usually been a good day.  Where my family could not get along on Christmas or Thanksgiving, where Easter failed me in anticipation or excitement, [...]

My husband calls me when he gets off work. He leaves for home around 8pm. He called me last night.
“What’re you doing?”
“Watching Deadliest Catch.”
“Oh, I forgot it was Date Night.”
:D
And to further explain how awesome and hilarious he is, he told me to blog this.
Please reference Captains Johnathan and Andy Hillstrand, a/k/a [...]

I almost don’t want to post about this because it was so magical for me.  I don’t think a lot of people will understand or believe it. 
In the early 1990s, I "wrote" a song for Jones, one of the cats that my college and post-college roomie and I had a long-ass time ago.  He [...]

My adult female Sim leaps into the hot tub naked at large house parties and uses the toilet no matter who’s around (among other inappropriate things).
Bedbugs have made a comeback.  I hope only in LA, because I sure as shit don’t want them here.
Father-daughter "purity balls."
A bunch of other alarming shit.

I guess the Sim problem [...]

I am a people person, damn it.  I get energy from other people.  I am an extrovert.  There are times when I am loud.  I like making people laugh and smile.  I like to use profanity and flail my hands about.
But I do.  I LIKE PEOPLE.  Now, that has some conditions.  Stupid people irritate me, [...]

I am losing weight.  It’s fantastic.  I am losing it for my health, yeah, blah blah blah.  Sort of.  Really, I am losing it so I can more effectively leverage my looks in social and professional situations, at least from the present day until The Inevitable Botox Years.  Those years should be at least 10-15 [...]