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Ooh whoa-oh whoa-oh-I…
Last night, I dreamed that Billy Connolly was a spokesman for Verizon, and he was out giving cellphones to special people. The one he gave me was soft matte black, and opened three ways. Very fancy. It also turned out to open into three layers. One layer was a QWERTY keypad, one was [...]
Posted: March 30th, 2008 under marketing.
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With an alli™ like this, you certainly don’t need an enema.
You may, however, need a diaper.
Have you heard? There’s a new diet pill out, available off-the-shelf. It’s called alli™ (the trade name begins with a lower-case a, so that’s not a typo, though it certainly looks like one), and it “works” by attaching “to some of the natural enzymes in the digestive [...]
Posted: June 24th, 2007 under fat, marketing.
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