Deadliest Catch baseball jersey, XL, black sleeves.
Short Sleeve F/V Northwestern Crab tee, XL, ebony.
Short Sleeve black F/V Cornelia Marie tee, XL, black.
A Time Bandit tee shirt of some kind, black, as soon as they exist.  I shouldn’t have to wait for this kind of thing. 
The Hillstrand boys’ book.
Season One.
Season Two.
Survivorman.
Also, it wouldn’t suck one [...]

I am sitting in bed, under the covers, eating grapefruit, watching the third season of Deadliest Catch on DVD.
Yep.
My dog is so bored. 

My very serious case of spring fever has passed, and now my mind has turned to shower curtains, window treatments, and trying to find all my nicer towels. 
I also need a pair of durable boot laces.
I have also heard a filthy rumor that there’s now a Whataburger in Overland Park, Kansas.
Wow, that would save me [...]