I ate a shit tonne of caviar at Breakfast Mountain today. I don’t even bother to put it on anything most of the time. I just shovel it into my face.
Hey, if you don’t want people to eat it, don’t put it out there. It’s a buffet. We don’t eat at [...]

After one drink, I find myself quite convinced that I have an amazing tolerance for alcohol, and that I am very thirsty.
There is little change after the second drink.
After the fast-acting and potent bump of the third drink, I start to believe in my dreams again! Ah, mother’s medicine.
The fourth drink reduces the visible [...]

Look!
It’s covered in black and full of gas…
JUST LIKE ME!
This is for my Prest-O-Lite® torch, which is acetylene/atmosphere. Handy because I don’t need an oxygen tank or a set of expensive regulators. That’s for later. Prest-O-Lite® torches make an excitingly loud *POP* when you turn them on, which [...]