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Moistening My Husk
I am losing weight. It’s fantastic. I am losing it for my health, yeah, blah blah blah. Sort of. Really, I am losing it so I can more effectively leverage my looks in social and professional situations, at least from the present day until The Inevitable Botox Years. Those years should be at least 10-15 [...]
Posted: March 29th, 2008 under booze darling, epicurean, fat, good intentions, miscellaneous, restoration.
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With an alli™ like this, you certainly don’t need an enema.
You may, however, need a diaper.
Have you heard? There’s a new diet pill out, available off-the-shelf. It’s called alli™ (the trade name begins with a lower-case a, so that’s not a typo, though it certainly looks like one), and it “works” by attaching “to some of the natural enzymes in the digestive [...]
Posted: June 24th, 2007 under fat, marketing.
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