Main menu:


 

August 2008
S M T W T F S
« Jul    
 12
3456789
10111213141516
17181920212223
24252627282930
31  

Recent Entries

Archive

"Tine-bending density is what I look for in a torte." --MBV

Meta

Site search

Categories

Archive for 'booze darling'

Moistening My Husk

I am losing weight.  It’s fantastic.  I am losing it for my health, yeah, blah blah blah.  Sort of.  Really, I am losing it so I can more effectively leverage my looks in social and professional situations, at least from the present day until The Inevitable Botox Years.  Those years should be at least 10-15 [...]

Grow Up, Take Off Your Pampers, and Get Happy!

 

I’ll admit it.  I was having a hard time thinking of something to text to ChaCha (242242 from your cell phone), the question-answering service which is, as of this writing, free.  I ain’t skeered a’no manhandled lemon, but a lunchmate was ordering his beverage lemons on the side, and it made me curious.  He’d seen [...]

By Popular Request

Me before alcohol:

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And after:

Snowman Near A Martini Bar

This olive-eyed snowman was found guarding the Massachusetts street entrance of the historic Eldridge Hotel. The hotel houses TEN, an upscale restaurant, and the Jayhawker bar. What you cannot see is that he is wearing surgical gloves.

Grapetastic

Ciroc vodka, ice wine, prosecco and a grape.