My adult female Sim leaps into the hot tub naked at large house parties and uses the toilet no matter who’s around (among other inappropriate things).
Bedbugs have made a comeback.  I hope only in LA, because I sure as shit don’t want them here.
Father-daughter "purity balls."
A bunch of other alarming shit.

I guess the Sim problem [...]

Deadliest Catch baseball jersey, XL, black sleeves.
Short Sleeve F/V Northwestern Crab tee, XL, ebony.
Short Sleeve black F/V Cornelia Marie tee, XL, black.
A Time Bandit tee shirt of some kind, black, as soon as they exist.  I shouldn’t have to wait for this kind of thing. 
The Hillstrand boys’ book.
Season One.
Season Two.
Survivorman.
Also, it wouldn’t suck one [...]

Accept everything about yourself — I mean everything. You are you and that is the beginning and the end — no apologies, no regrets.
- Clark Moustakas
I am all for that.  However, that does not mean that one is in the right in everything one does.  I, for example, crave distraction.  It’s cyclic.  Sometimes I am [...]

I am sitting in bed, under the covers, eating grapefruit, watching the third season of Deadliest Catch on DVD.
Yep.
My dog is so bored. 

I am a people person, damn it.  I get energy from other people.  I am an extrovert.  There are times when I am loud.  I like making people laugh and smile.  I like to use profanity and flail my hands about.
But I do.  I LIKE PEOPLE.  Now, that has some conditions.  Stupid people irritate me, [...]

This is my favorite version of the best TV spot ever, from the only channel I really watch:

*dries a lone tear*
*waves to Survivorman, who is better than Man vs. Wild*

When you see me charging toward you and hear me speak clearly and perhaps somewhat loudly the words "EXCUSE ME," that is your cue to get the fuck out of my way.
There was a wall of people.  Somebody was going to have to move to let me pass.  I chose you.  You didn’t budge.
You were [...]

I don’t care that Bear Grylls is English and rather tall.  Les Stroud is much cooler and far more authentic.  Also, he just seems generally more trustworthy.  Survivorman is a much better show than Man vs. Wild.  Les Stroud approaches the wilderness with much more dignity and care than Bear appears to.  Bear, well… he [...]

My very serious case of spring fever has passed, and now my mind has turned to shower curtains, window treatments, and trying to find all my nicer towels. 
I also need a pair of durable boot laces.
I have also heard a filthy rumor that there’s now a Whataburger in Overland Park, Kansas.
Wow, that would save me [...]