Last night, I dreamed that Billy Connolly was a spokesman for Verizon, and he was out giving cellphones to special people.  The one he gave me was soft matte black, and opened three ways. Very fancy. It also turned out to open into three layers. One layer was a QWERTY keypad, one was [...]

I like this template a lot, but for some reason, it is not displaying my recent posts in order on the main page.  I’ve dicked around with the code enough to solve other problems (like the annoying feeds from Flickr and del.icio.us, and the fact that it only displayed one post on the main page), [...]

I am losing weight.  It’s fantastic.  I am losing it for my health, yeah, blah blah blah.  Sort of.  Really, I am losing it so I can more effectively leverage my looks in social and professional situations, at least from the present day until The Inevitable Botox Years.  Those years should be at least 10-15 [...]

I’ll admit it.  I was having a hard time thinking of something to text to ChaCha (242242 from your cell phone), the question-answering service which is, as of this writing, free.  I ain’t skeered a’no manhandled lemon, but a lunchmate was ordering his beverage lemons on the side, and it made me curious.  He’d seen [...]

Tiri (dog):  I can’t stand it.  I have to get into the garbage.  Something in there smells fantastic.  It smells like heaven.  I compels me, it drives me mad.  But they don’t want me to.  It makes a mess, and later, I am wracked with guilt.  But… the aroma… it’s unbearable!  Will they turn their [...]

Me before alcohol:

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And after:

Today, I am joining a group of friends and strangers at Union Station in Kansas City, Missouri, to view the exhibit Bodies Revealed. Some people don’t get it.   They think it’s super-gross, and they don’t understand why anyone in their right mind would choose to look at such things. I tried to [...]

Organize and pack up my office.
Pack up any kitchen gear which can be done without in the next three-five months. (30% complete)
Clean kitchen. (20% complete)
Pack up any clothing which is unlikely to see use in the next several months.  (30% complete)
Clear out designated yoga space, take portable yoga floor to said space, do yoga on [...]

"Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out, and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can’t do that. It’s gone, gone forever."
– Dan Quayle