This olive-eyed snowman was found guarding the Massachusetts street entrance of the historic Eldridge Hotel. The hotel houses TEN, an upscale restaurant, and the Jayhawker bar. What you cannot see is that he is wearing surgical gloves.

 
Dear White Trash Breeders & Wanna-be Sushi-Eaters:

The server at the Japanese restaurant does NOT need to reheat your mewling infant’s jars of strained filth.  She certainly does not need to reheat them twice, because she didn’t get them warm enough for your screeching little parasite the first time you imposed upon her to do something [...]

When the movie was over, an usher came in and pointed to a yellow cone on the floor, and made an announcement.  "Somebody vomited over here, so be careful."
I laughed a little, turned to my husband and remarked in happy surprise, "Wow, somebody really threw up!"  He said, "I actually feel a little nauseous, myself." 
I [...]