Archive for December, 2007
Hip Vernacular For Fogies, Episode One
Phrase: Miss me with that shit.
“Miss me” would be the opposite of “hit me”. “That shit” would be your drama, TMI, stupidity, unwanted sexual advances, etc.
Translation: Please do not include me in communications or informational dispatches about your preposterous goings-on and/or pathetic desires. Thank you.
Posted: December 14th, 2007 under miscellaneous, vernaculicious.
Comments: 1
An Ice Storm, And Not The Artsy Ang Lee Kind
I live in Kansas. If you don’t know how to find Kansas on a map, this will help you. It’s right underneath that big sloppy pile of atmospheric HELL in the center of the United States.
Yeah.
Posted: December 10th, 2007 under the midwest, weather.
Comments: none
Enter The Kingdom of Ceiling Cat
Praze be to Ceiling Cat on hai!
Ceiling Cat creates teh j00nivurs!
The LOLCat Bible Translation Project!
Finally, a deity I can get behind, and a bibul I might actually enjoy reading. I can has skriptshur! Huzzah!
Posted: December 9th, 2007 under miscellaneous.
Comments: 1
Test the Second
This is a test. There is virtually no need whatsoever to read this post, but I see you haven’t been able to stop yourself. Sorry about that.
Posted: December 8th, 2007 under road to hell.
Comments: none
Mimosas Should Flow Like A River
I ate a shit tonne of caviar at Breakfast Mountain today. I don’t even bother to put it on anything most of the time. I just shovel it into my face.
Hey, if you don’t want people to eat it, don’t put it out there. It’s a buffet. We don’t eat at [...]
Posted: December 2nd, 2007 under epicurean, explosives, flammable gas.
Comments: none