Look!
It’s covered in black and full of gas…
JUST LIKE ME!
This is for my Prest-O-Lite® torch, which is acetylene/atmosphere. Handy because I don’t need an oxygen tank or a set of expensive regulators. That’s for later. Prest-O-Lite® torches make an excitingly loud *POP* when you turn them on, which [...]

You may, however, need a diaper.
Have you heard? There’s a new diet pill out, available off-the-shelf. It’s called alli™ (the trade name begins with a lower-case a, so that’s not a typo, though it certainly looks like one), and it “works” by attaching “to some of the natural enzymes in the digestive [...]

Hello, and welcome to another one of those holidays/observances that would completely escape my notice if not for the internet.
You see, I don’t have a father.
It is a little-known fact that I was hatched from an alien pod. I am the strangest, most exciting “person” on the internet. Now you know.
The human I [...]